willigula:

Vikki Dougan (said to be one of the inspirations for Jessica Rabbit) on Hollywood & Vine by Ralph Crane, 1957

everythingsexyandromantic:

justwanttobefound:

what is this and why wasn’t I invited

this looks awesome, i’d play

everythingsexyandromantic:

justwanttobefound:

what is this and why wasn’t I invited

this looks awesome, i’d play

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

adignifiedking:

laantillana:

that-fit-girl:

Take a look at all the fucks he’s not giving. Unbelievable.

"I’ll wait…"

bruh got that “i make minimum wage, i aint got time for this stupid shit” face lol

adignifiedking:

laantillana:

that-fit-girl:

Take a look at all the fucks he’s not giving. Unbelievable.

"I’ll wait…"

bruh got that “i make minimum wage, i aint got time for this stupid shit” face lol

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

tegan-or-sara:

me around small children

imgfave:

Posted by davekohn.ny

imgfave:

Posted by davekohn.ny

skypestripper:

skypestripper:

what if boys wore fancy lace underwear

image

tastefullyoffensive:

[staycheesy]

tastefullyoffensive:

[staycheesy]

ianstagram:

Is it so much to ask to just immediately become a wise, glamorous, and enlightened urban pseudo-mystic living a stable life with a good job but without having to go through challenges and hardships to grow as a person?

palaeophis:

ensure to gently pat dry your noodle after washing

palaeophis:

ensure to gently pat dry your noodle after washing

boo-tyluvr:

If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.